Jan
27

Bad To The Bones

The following post was written for the FUSE Marketing Blog. You can view + comment on the original over here.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

First things first – you’ve got to give props to Volkswagen.

After last year’s crowd-pleasing “The Force” commercial from last year’s Superbowl – you know the one, where junior is dressed up as Darth Vader – the automaker has a vast audience of potential customers eagerly awaiting their next tour de force. So much, in fact, that the teaser video (sorry, just to remind you folks – we’re still talking about ads here) for this year’s VW Superbowl spot collected 8 million views (and counting) inside a week of being uploaded.

That’s really impressive. For comparison’s sake, I googled the first average Hollywood flick that came to my mind (I, Robot), and guess how many views its trailer had?

A measly. Shameful. Rotten. 750,000.

Advertising: 1. Will Smith: 0.

They hit a home run – qualifying a global audience by readying them for the next Superbowl commercial. Everything was going off smashingly. The succulent nectar of victory had never tasted so sweet. It was marketing at its finest.

Or so it would seem.

As it turns out, the video itself was only a small piece of a much bigger story. Near the end of the video, a little greyhound prances lightly into the shot wearing an AT-AT costume. For those of you with attractive partners, an “AT-AT” is one of those long-legged snow dwelling kill machines from Star Wars. It was friggin adoreable.

After watching, I did a quick Google search to confirm the dog’s breed. What I found was shocking – countless news results and recent write-ups about the star dog, himself. There was much more to this pup than the eye could see. Matter of fact, I would soon discover that his identity was shrouded in confusion and scandal.

The canine-meme-lovers of Internet Land were ecstatic to see who appeared to be Bones Mello, the “AT-AT Dog” (pictured above) make his much-deserved on-air debut. After all, Bones was a bit of an underground Facebook sensation. With nearly 8,000 FB fans and photos that bore and uncanny resemblance to the sleek hound featured in VW’s new teaser, it seemed as though Mr. Mellow had finally snatched the elusive kitty that is digital superstardom.

Wrong.

“That is not Bones in the VW Superbowl commercial.”

In a statement released by Bones’ owner & creator of his Fan Page, Katie Mello made it clear that the doppleganger doggy in the ad had no connection to her furry friend.

“We did not know anything about it until the day it aired. We have received no compensation from anyone. We are all very sad and disappointed about the whole thing. More than a little flattered, but still sad and disappointed. Thanks again to all of the Bones Mello supporters out there.”

“He loves each and every one of you unconditionally.”

I’m sure he does. Anyway – at this point, I didn’t know who to believe. Was it possible that VW borrowed the identity of this Hothian greyhound for the purposes of their commercial (here’s a side-by-side comparison)? Or was it merely a coincidence?

The story garnered enough media attention to warrant a response from a VW spokesperson when tech site Jalopnik inquired about the alleged incident. The rep insisted that there was no story to report on.

“There are all hosts of dogs, from every type of dog, and an AT-AT just happens to be an Italian Greyhound. [They're] all basically matched to the storyline,” explained Corey Proffit, the VW representative approached by Jalopnik.

“Essentially, the idea and the origination came from Lucas Films,” says Proffit, who explained that the team had worked directly with the creators of Star Wars to brew the concept.

But the controversy wouldn’t end there.

As it turns out, the Lucas Arts’ Official Star Wars Blog featured an article last October that spotlighted none other than – you guessed it – Bones. The Q&A with owner Katie Mello went into how and why she turned her pooch into an All Terrain Armored Transport. Lucas Arts thought it was fantastic.

Hmm. So where exactly did that idea come from, again?

So, there you have it brand managers: the recipe for viral success is simple. Just mix together a hit Superbowl Ad, licensing rights to the most popular movie franchise of all time, a meme-worthy internet controversy, and lots of cute puppies.

Could it be any simpler?

Jan
26

Dandas and Dogbras

I want them.

These are for Brazilian rubber producer Vipal, whose pro-environment recycling efforts are helping to fight the good fight against Lord Voldemort or whoever it is that’s responsible for our ecosystem’s inevitable decay.

The line obviously got lost in translation here (“Without action, soon they’ll be the only ones.”), but what a beautiful pair of ads. The retouching is phenomenal and they possess a ton of stopping power. Bravo.

Previously in Poorly Translated Ads

Agency: 141 Soho Square, Brazil, São Paulo
CCO: Celso Alfieri
Copywriter: Celso Alfieri
AD: Celso Alfieri

Jan
25

Road sign reimagination

Restrain yourselves, art directors.

Series is for Mercedes’ new brake-assist feature that “detects hidden danger”. Good stuff. Though, I’m not sure how well that particular system would fare against a tyrannosaurus rex.

 

Jan
24

Drowning polar bears

Those are some dead-ass polar bears.

Poor things. They’re always homeless and/or melting to death in enviro-ads. Even Coca Cola – once a safe haven for frolicking fuzz-bears – has switched tones, hopping aboard the buzzkill bandwagon as they inform us of all the looming ice-cap catastrophes.

Which is too bad, cause they’re just so fucking cute.

Agency: Memac Ogilvy & Mather, Dubai
ECD: Steve Hough
CD: Ramzi Moutran
Copywriter: Sascha Kuntze

Jan
23

Expect to see this campaign at Cannes

Just the right blend of CGI beauty and on-brand charm.

The one with buddy in the chair is a little tough to grasp if you haven’t seen the accompanying pieces. Bonus points for the punny book he’s reading.

Agency: Ogilvy & Mather, Budapest, Hungary
CD: Will Rust
AD: Zoltan Visy
Copywriters: Karolina Galacz, Balazs Vizi

Jan
23

Communist Ass Inspections

Well, now we know what happens when rectal-awareness and propaganda posters have sex.

I didn’t go to the website but I sure hope there’s a Czechoslovakian doctor man that guides you through the process.

Jan
20

This dude won Chevy’s Superbowl Ad competition

Further proof that crowd-sourcing your most important ad of the year is a colossal mistake. Considering that the media buy on a 30s spot this year is about $3 million (a slight increase in price compared to the first Superbowl in 1967, when the cost was around $80,000), you’d think that Chevy would want to invest a little more into the creative to ensure that they’re getting proper bang for their buck.

Then again, many will say that the consumer “engagement” created throughout the promotion was worth it; I would argue that receiving 200 video entries (most of which were created by aspiring film makers with no real allegiance to the brand) doesn’t necessarily translate into any real long- or medium-term ROI.

Let’s put it this way: if you’re a brand manager, would you be willing to give away a $3 million grand prize for a contest that garnished only a couple hundred applicants?

Not if you liked your job.

Whatever. Congrats to buddy for winning $25,000 and stealing away a prestigious brief from bitter agency creatives. Viva la consumer resistance, etc. etc….

Jan
19

This is the newest Old Spice ad

That splash you’re hearing in the background is actually the Fonz sticking his leather-clad water ski landing.

Jan
19

Today’s Ad That I Didn’t Get

Ad is for Flipkart.com, the “Online Megastore”.

I knew it had something to do with express delivery (?) and probably those doors…and not the vespa.

“Delivering happiness” ….what in the name of Blitzen does that mean?

Hmmmm……..

The door handles are in weird positions! That must be it. Right? They deliver packages that contain locksmith correction kits! Of course!

Wait.

Ahhhhhh! The doors have been turned into really poorly designed smiley faces! Nice! Mystery solved. I feel way better about myself now.

Agency: Happy Creative Services, India
CCO: Praveen Das
ECD: Kartik Iyer
CD: Carl Savio
AD: Shatrughan Ramanathan, Kedar Chauhan, Carl Savio
Copywriter: Carl Savio

Jan
18

Text Death

Sure, it’s devastating that the fictional people sending these texts are about to get into car accidents…but what’s worse is that those are 4S iPhones! Those things cost like 8000 dollars! I hope they survive the impact.

For realz though, this is the best “don’t text and drive” campaign I’ve seen. Better than this Foursquare-y print series or this roadside installation (but not as good as this drunk driving one).

Messages read:

“Meeting was great. Will send a summary when I get to the office. Just running over a kid crossing the street. 10 mins.”

“Thanks! I’m on my way with Sarah. Just cutting into the opposite lane and killing Sarah. Start without me.”

“Hi sweetie, food’s in the fridge. When I get home I’ll help you with homework. Now I have to run a red light, hit a truck and leave you orphaned. Kisses from Daddy.”

Agency: Adler Chomsky Grey, Tel Aviv, Israel
ECD: Tal Riven
CD: Ziv Meiri
Copywriter: Aharale Kidron
AD: Julia Smelansky

Older posts «