Monthly Archive: July 2010

Jul
31

You are not sticking it to the man

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I’ve rambled before about the idiocy of cookie cutter, anti-marketing rebels; the freedom fighters who are saving the world one dirty t-shirt at a time by not shopping at the Gap… Some call these people extremists, some call them liberated, and I call them hippies. And boy do I ever hate hippies. In Alex Wipperfurth’s book …

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Jul
30

Man enjoys anal device whilst riding bus

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BBDO’s Auckland office has chimed in with this wholesome print series for high-end sex toy shop D.Vice. D.Vice offers self-proclaimed “designer sex gear”, a designation that they back up with highly detailed and stunningly beautiful product sets. For example, a quick glance at the beloved Assberry Silicone Anal Vibrator is all you’ll need to confirm …

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Jul
27

The manliest beer in the history of time

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  What’s manlier that sitting back and enjoying a frothy bottle of lager? Having that bottle wrapped inside of a taxidermied rodent carcus – that’s what. In the greatest display of product packaging the world has ever seen, Scottish beer maker BrewDog has done just that. The exotic wobbly pop is sure to offend 96% …

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Jul
26

Best Craigslist Post Ever

Copywriter Matt O’Rourke has once again proved that advertising people are hilarious by scupting this magnificent Craigslist posting. O’Rourke, who is soon joining CP+B, conjured up this aggressive note after his bicycle was stolen in the Big Apple recently: Stolen Bike – $500 Reward – No Questions Asked (10th and C) Some assmaster stole my …

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Jul
25

Basic Rules For Agencies

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Having gained some experience within an agency, I’ve begun to develop some valuable insight into the client/agency relationship. Too often, we as marketing professionals bicker about a client’s ignorance or the difficulties we experience when dealing with them. Sometimes, we are kind of a bunch of crybabies. If I were to start an agency, I …

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Jul
24

UNICEF rebuilding schools in Haiti

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Copy reads: Rebuild the children. www.unicef.com” Agency: Ogilvy & Mather, Paris CD: Chris Garbutt AD: Mathias Laurent, Gregoire Louzon Copywriter: Pierre Clavaud

Jul
22

CMA Blog – Golden Rules of Blogging: Part 1 of 239

Here’s a new rant on blogging I did for the CMA (Canadian Marketing Association) Blog that was posted today. In it, I shatter the hopes and dreams of thousands of bloggers who think they are interesting. Sorry bout that, by the way. Now, I realize blogging about blogging is pretty much a level 36 on the geek …

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Jul
22

Chili’s writes Lebron-esque rebuttle to Steve Carell

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A couple weeks ago ESPN held their 18th annual ESPY Awards, honouring the best in pro sports. During the show, actors Steve Carell and Paul Rudd did a spoof of Lebron James’ now infmaous “The Decision” special. In the skit, Steve Carell made the widely anticipated announcement that he would be “taking his appetite to …

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Jul
22

Businessmen use parasailing donkey as promo

Let’s get sexy and role play. Okay – close your eyes. You’re in Russia. You’re a savvy businessman. You’re starting up a new company. You want to promote it. What do you do? Now, I think everyone has thought of the ol’ ‘let’s hook a live donkey up to a parachute and parasail that summabitch across …

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