Though, to be fair, it’s not all that difficult to be “tougher” than soccer. That’s kind of like being “manlier” than Madonna’s Superbowl performance. I like the print piece. It does give you an appreciation for the sport – one that I have a hard time grasping, since it usually takes me 70-some balls to …
Monthly Archive: February 2012
Feb
27
Waahhhhh, I’m a pet
Woof woof, I’m depressed. #DogProblems Line reads, “dogs have issues too”. Yeah, such as “Oh no, I shit on the carpet – now my obedient owner has to fix the situation”. Ads are promoting the upcoming season of bestiality guru Cesar Millan’s show, The Dog Whisperer. The cock-eyed beagle is money (pun intended). I would …
Feb
24
Feb
23
What Your Lyrical Facebook Status Says About You
T Swift You’re emotionally unrealized. You have feelings you’d like to express but you’re not discerning enough to understand them or articulate enough to express them. Instead, you choose to hide behind the guise of ambiguous complaints about the scorn of teenage romance. It’s easier that way. Katie Perry/Kesha/LMFAO You’re a slut. You live for …
Feb
21
Feb
17
Value-add or Valueless?
The following is a post originally written for the FUSE Marketing Group Blog. You can read the original + comments here. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * You know when little Johnny …
Feb
17
Eye Candy Friday
Some pretty CGI ads for something, agency unknown. Whatever. Is it Saturday, yet?
Feb
16
Like a well-worn welcome mat
Ah yes, another “check-in” ad. I prefer this drunk driving one. But staring at peoples’ crotches is fun, too. I think they could’ve bumped up girly’s number. She looks like she’s in her mid-twenties; 20 kills is the 2012 equivalent of being a virgin. Bonus points to the photographer for insisting on a transclucent brassiere. Agency: …
Feb
15








