Tag Archive: tiger woods

May
01

And so Tiger’s sexy plot thickens

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Tiger Woods just shot his worst round of golf in 7 years, missing the cut at the Quail Hollow Championship – a tournament that many expected Tiger would win. For you non-golf fans (i.e. 99% of the galaxy – including myself), this is absolutely crazy. Tiger Woods does not miss the cut. Losing at all …

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Apr
08

Did you learn anything?

Tiger is back. If you haven’t seen the buzz-worthy spot Nike just rolled out, take a peak below. If you didn’t catch on, the narrating voice is actually the late Earl Woods – papa bear and intense coach of son Tiger. I’ve already heard the moan babies weigh in. “That’s stupid.” “I can’t believe they’re …

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Feb
19

Tiger Woods is sorry for having so much sex

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NBC, FOX, ABC, CBS, and CTV in Canada all dropped their plans this morning, in order to cover a very special event. A presidential address? Perhaps a moon landing? Nope. It was Tiger Woods’ long awaited (and equally long in length) apology. It was the first time he addressed the public since the mysterious and …

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Jan
19

Tiger Woods, Sex Scandal, Slap Chop, Attractive Keywords

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Let me preface this post by admitting that I’m a web traffic whore. I constantly check how many people visit my site and usually cry alone in my room upon seeing the figures. So, I was perusing my Google Analytics page today (which tracks web traffic in excessive detail) and began looking at my most …

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Dec
27

If I Was Tiger

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I know the Tiger story has cooled off a little… Everyone and their grandmother’s dog has analyzed the issue already, but I couldn’t help and wonder how he could have weathered this storm a little more gracefully. So here’s a list in no particular order of things I would have done or changed. 1)   It …

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Dec
20

When one window closes…

Here’s a list of reasons why I love the above spot for BidHere.com, which features newly crowned spokesperson Jamie Jungers, who may or may not have slept with Tiger Woods (but really, who hasn’t?): – How she blatantly reads the script off the computer screen – Her inability to stay still for 2 seconds – …

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Dec
07

…and I endorse this message!

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Before I dive into the currently disastrous life of billionaire sports icon Tiger Woods, I’m going to state that all the facts and figures in this post are alleged and quite possibly poorly researched. The fact is, Woods’ life is such a tabloid-filled trainwreck right now that new numbers and allegations are coming out by …

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